Wednesday, November 30, 2011

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Couch's Good Watchins

Mr. Brooks (2007)
- If you are looking for a great suspenseful murder mystery drama this is the movie to watch!  Starring Kevin Costner and Dane Cook, this will take you into the mind of a complete psycho path.  Drama around every turn, it will leave you on the edge of your couch.  This Couch highly recomends this movie.

Couch's rating: 4.5 out of 5

feel free to comment and leave your own rating!

Caution Watch Your Dubstep

"Bass Cannon" Official Video
Flux Pavillion

Best Christopher Walken Impression EVER

Look Out For The Cain Train

Whats it gunna take to knock this guy off the tracks?

Check Out Who Came To Chill

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

The Saints Go Marching In!

 vs
New Orleans, Louisianna- Drew Brees Fist Pumped the Giants tonight as he destroyed their secondary throwing for 363 yards and 4 touchdowns and ran one in himself.  The Saints running game was also on point with 205 rushing yards and 2 touchdowns and improve to a 8-3 record, number 1 in the NFC South.  Things are starting to look bad for the Giants as they play Green Bay next week and look like they will lose 4 straight unless Coughlin can turn his ship around.  The Saints get the Lions at home where their advantage is a big one so look for that one on Sunday night.  Until next time - Alex Connolly Joes Couch Sports Writer

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Some fine wine for xmas would be niceee!

I WANT THIS!
The official Rolling Stone Wine Club offers wine enthusiasts the opportunity to receive three bottles of award-winning Rock & Roll themed wine to their doorstep for $39.95 per shipment, plus shipping and tax. The Rolling Stone Wine Club will ship four times a year, each shipment will offer a different set of Rock & Roll themed wine. New Wine Club members also receive a one year subscription to Rolling Stone magazine as part of their membership.

The Invasion Has Begun! Earthlings Take Refuge!

Art courtesy: Invader

Caution Watch Your Dubstep

Adele vs Skrillex
"set fire to everybody"

Thursday, November 24, 2011

UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE UPCOMING FIXTURES

Its the last leg of the Group Stage as we head into December!

Fixtures:
06 December 2011
Plzen vs Milan
Barcelona vs BATE
APOEL vs Shakhtar Donetsk
Porto vs Zenit
Dortmund vs Marseille
Olympiacos vs Arsenal
Genk vs Leverkusen
Chelsea vs Valencia

            07 December 2011          
 Dinamo Zagreb vs Lyon
Benfica vs Otelul Galati
Basel vs Man. United
Internazionale vs CSKA Moskva
Lille vs Trabzonspor
Villareal vs Napoli
Man. City vs Bayern
        Ajax vs Real Madrid        

Real Madrid Vs Dinamo Zagreb Champions League Highlights

HALA HALA HALA !!!!!! Madrid Beats down Dinamo Zagreb 6-2!!!!!! HALA Madrid

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The Harbaugh Bowl


John Harbaugh
Coach of the Ravens
Harbaugh vs Harbaugh

Jim Harbaugh
Coach of the 49ers


 VS








On this Thanksgiving these two brothers will make NFL history when they stare each other down from the sidelines.  For the first time ever will two brothers face off as head coach in the NFL.  The 49ers make the trip east to where the Ravens are on a 5 game winning streak against the NFC.  Its gunna be a good one! Could this be a Superbowl preview?

Caution Watch Your Dubstep

"Alejandro Remix"
Skrillex

Happy Thanksgiving Pilgrims

Monday, November 21, 2011

This Couch Can Cover The Spread

Listen up people, I went 10-2 on the Football Picks.... The Giants messed things up nicely but 10-2 is still a great sunday...So if you bet sports, follow this couch.  Heres how it went down:

Dallas vs Washington - Dallas W
Jaguars vs Browns - Browns W
Carolina vs Detroit - Detroit W
Tampa vs Green Bay - Green Bay W
Buffalo vs Miami - Miami W
Raiders vs Vikings - Raiders W
Bengals vs Ravens - Bengals L
Seahawks vs Rams - Seahawks W
Cardinals vs 49ers - 49ers W
Titans vs Falcons - Falcons W
Chargers vs Bears - Bears W
Eagles vs Giants - Giants L
Chiefs vs Patriots - Patriots (Monday Night)

Watch Yo Mouf

Jerome in da house oh oo ohh ooooo watch yo MOUF!

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Fat Joe, Just an Average Joe Now


The Artist Formerly Known As "Fat Joe"
 
"Average Joe" hangin out with his buddies
(present day)


Now Known as "Average Joe" 

2007 "Fat Joe" at the beach

                                                                                           Before                                     After
 "I'm addicted to food; I love food,"  "It's like a crack addict - he hits rock bottom and he says, 'All right, forget it. I'm not going to get high anymore.'" - This is what Fat Joe had to say about his life as a Fat guy after he has dropped 88 pounds currently down to 265.  When asked what caused this sudden health concern he stated he didnt want to die after 7 of his friends in their 30's died of heart attacks.  So what are we gunna call him from now on?

Couch's Sunday Picks

Week 11
Dallas vs Washington - Dallas
Jaguars vs Browns - Browns
Carolina vs Detroit - Detroit
Tampa vs Green Bay - Green Bay
Buffalo vs Miami - Miami
Raiders vs Vikings - Raiders
Bengals vs Ravens - Bengals
Seahawks vs Rams - Seahawks
Cardinals vs 49ers - 49ers
Titans vs Falcons - Falcons
Chargers vs Bears - Bears
Eagles vs Giants - Giants
Chiefs vs Patriots - Patriots

Caution Watch Your Dubstep

"Scatta"
- Skrillex (w/ bare noize & foreign beggars)

Valencia vs Real Madrid Highlights

HALA MADRID!!

Still Laughin Bout This

Friday, November 18, 2011

Caution: Watch Your Dubstep

Nneka
"Heartbeat" ( Chase and Status Remix)

What Couch Wants For Christmas




Margaritaville!!
I need one of these so I can get white boy wasted while Joes at work!...These frozen concotions are so delicious itd really make this couch happy if you help me get my midday buzz!  Hook a couch up dammit! Forget the slip covers you get me every year and buy this!

Couch's Good Watchins




RocknRolla
Written and directed by Guy Ritchie.
Starring: Gerard Butler, Tom Wilkinson & Idris Elba
The story of two London street toughs who get caught up in a real estate scam against a mob boss who has the keys to backdoor of London.  With a bunch of twists and turns this movie is sure to rock your world! The couch gives this 8 out of 10 stars and is a great movie if you got two free hours.  Couch says to def. check it out!

Tragedy Hits Oklahoma State University


Kurt Budke
Kurt Budke
source: ap photo/ Ross d Franklin

Oklahoma Sr women's head basketball coach Kurt Budke and asst. Miranda Serna die in plane crash Thurs.

Cowboys nation awoke to a tragedy this morning just ten years after suffering the same pain of a plane crash which killed 10 after a game in Colorado.  The coaches were accompanied by two others who also died in the crash.  The plane went down in central Arkansas leaving no survivors.  This weekends games have been cancelled.  Kurt Budke transformed the program, last year leading them to a top 10 ranking,    their best finish ever.  His legacy at Oklahoma will not be forgotten and his presence forever missed.  R.I.P to those who lost their lives in this tragedy.

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

What the hell am i gunna watch???

Got the crib to myself...What am I gunna watch???


American Horror Story on FX
Its a show about a couple who buy a haunted ass house in a crazy ass neighborhood.  Its crazy and someone usually ends up dying.  My kinda show...maybe ill watch...who knows...












South Park
These crazy kids! Always up to no good and I love it!
On Comedy Central at 10 and 10:30
What will these kids get into this week?






Ancient Aliens
The most interesting show on cable tv!! See the truth about some of our earliest civilizations and how it was all put together to shape our world of today! On the History Channel!






Brad Meltzer's
Decoded

This dude has a crack team of investigators finding the truths behind several of histories mysteries.  Its a cool show that brings to light things weve never imagined.  Check it out on the History Channel at 10 pm

Ronaldo Lights It Up For Portugal!

* Ronaldo is at it again slamming one home from distance and then breaking ankles.  THIS COUCH LOVES WATCHIN RONALDO PLAY!!

Caution Watch Your Dubstep

Freestylers
"Cracks" ( Flux Pavillion Remix)

Enjoyyyyy!!

Really?!?!?!?!? They wanna run this country???


 

Herman Cain V Rick Perry



"Don't blame Wall Street, don't blame the big banks. If you don't have a job and you are not rich, blame yourself!" - Herman Cain
 
 
" I would do away with the Education, the Commerce and -- let's see-- I can't.  The third one, I can't, sorry.
OOPS."-- Rick Perry





 So one of these two morons could be running this country very soon....greaaaat... just what we need...c'mon do the right thing America.... STOP THIS NOW!... It just looks bad that we even gave them this much of a chance...Stop it...John Stewart For President!
 



Is this where the screw penetrated the action figures butt?

Freakin Sweet!
As you all know Beavis and Butthead is back!! So every now and again im going to post some clips and funny moments from these two hilarious assholes.  Check back for more clips and updates!


#903

Coach K Reaches Win #903!!
#6 Duke 74 Final 69 MSU

- New York, a crowd of 19,979 packed into Madison Square Garden to witness history.  Coach K, Mike Krzyzewski is now DIV 1 Mens basketball all time winningest coach.  903 victories over 37 seasons, all but 5 of them with Duke.  At the broadcast booth sat his former coach and mentor Bob Knight who's record it was he just broke, and Knight couldnt have been happier.  Congratulations Coach, your a good guy. -- Joes Couch




Coach K in his playing days at Westpoint under Bobby Knight

Coach K so far:
  • 37 Seasons
  • 27 Tourney Teams
  • 11 Final Four Teams
  • 4 NCAA Tourney Titles
  • 13 Conf Tourney Titles
  • 44 NBA Draft Picks

Monday, November 14, 2011

Caution! Watch Your Dubstep

Deadmau5
                 "One Trick Pony"



Are You Ready For Some Football!!

Minnesota Vikings Vs. Green Bay Packers
8:30 PM ET on ESPN


These two teams met three weeks ago in a close shoot out with the Packers taking it in the end.  Three weeks later McNabb and company look to exact their revenge.  Can the Packers finish the season undefeated with the way their defense is playing?  Will Aaron Rodgers continue on his insane statistical pace for most prolific QB in history?  Watch the game and see, its sure to be a good one!



 Is It Monday Yet?

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Caution Watch Your Dubstep

"Sierra Leone"
Mt. Eden Dubstep

* Absolute fire....Enjoy!!

Manny Pacquiao wins by decision

Pacquiao Goes The Distance To Keep His Belt
Mayweather next on the hitlist?
Some Highlights For You! enjoy!

Saturday, November 12, 2011

O.D.B Tribute ( R.I.P.)

Whether you knew him as Ol' Dirty Bastard, Big baby Jesus, Dirt McGirt, The Bebop Specialist, Osirus, Dirt Dog, or jus O.D.B. He made us 'shimmy shimmy yah', made us "like it raw", and def made get "as high as Wu-Tang get" Missed but def not forgotten especially if his fans and followers alike have anything to do with it! So enoy the song set below and remember him the best you know how... Bang ur head and wild out to his music and poor one on the floor for someone who was takin too early...ENJOY WU-DECIPLES!!!

Christiano Ronaldo & His Golden Boot

* Christiano Ronaldo a.k.a CR7 receiving his golden boot award for the 2010/2011 campaign by netting an unmatched 40 league goals! 
" I would trade this award right now for the Champions League or La Liga.  You can only win individual awards becuase the team help you."  Christiano said about receiving his award.  -                                                         And thats why we love him.



All of CR7's Goals of 2010/2011...all 53 of them...Enjoy!

Caution: Watch Your Dubstep

Your Daily Dose of Dubstep:


-Skrillex
  -"Weekends"

This Couch Was in The Pavilion!!



source: foxsport.com

2011 National Champion
Uconn Huskies
Raising the Banner
 




Opening Up the Season Vs Columbia with a Win, Jeremy Lamb drops 30 pts,
shines bright going into his sophmore year at Uconn. 




Friday, November 11, 2011

What Couch Wants For Christmas

 #2) Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia Boxed Sets

* Pleaseee... it'll keep me occupied for a few great hours!
* Itd be freakin sweet if the gang came and chilled one day...

Hilarious News Of The Day- Cops Use Free Beer To Catch Criminals

source: the telegraph
* LMFAO Cops in England used Free Beer to bring in 19 criminals who had been evading arrest.  The police held a contest under a fake marketing company and named several wanted criminals as the winners and when they came forward to claim their free case of beer they got cuffed and brought down town.  Thats great, really smart thinkin by the cops.  Score 1 for them...

11/11/11 Carrier Classic-- No 1. Tar Heels Vs Spartans-- On the deck of the USS Carl Vinson

*Great way to kick off your Veterans Day weekend!!*
source: washington post

* Tonight at 7 PM Michigan State and The University of North Carolina tip off on the flight deck of the USS Carl Vinson.  Its the great Carrier Classic!  A great way to celebrate Veterans Day.  President Obama in attendance among 7,000 other fans aboard the deck it is sure to be a classic!  Don't miss it!