Great "Devices" Our Smokin Pals Sent Us

Yes, This is a bowl and in someway you can smoke some dank out of it!

Feast your eyes on "The Funk"

a.k.a La Canguela

This awesome piece sent to us by:

@ChronMahn24

Send us pics of your Fancy Pipes & Bongs!!

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Strand Of The Day

OG Kush

Sent to us by:

@Dankmaster602

LIGHT THAT SHIT AN LET THAT KUSH .....DROPPPPPPPPP!!!!

It has a fruity and skunky smell and the teal orange hairs and trichromes make this bud look like it has fur on it!  This strand of kush will leave you stuck in your COUCH and leave you with severe cotton mouth.  Its great for stress and pain relief.  Its a top shelf bud so the next time its available to you, pick some up!

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Couch's Good Watchins

Couch's Good Watchins:

Jackie Brown (1997)

That Pam Grier Is One Hot Tamale!!

Jackie Brown, an attractive flight attendant gets knicked bringing her bosses gun money back from Mexico and is thrown into the middle of an ATF investigation.  Cool, calm and collected she plots a way to stay out of jail, stay alive, and get money in the process.  With a great cast and director its a MUST SEE!

Starring: Pam Grier, Robert De Niro, Samuel L. Jackson, Michael Keaton

Directed by: Quentin Tarantino

            Couch's Rating:

 

(The Song From The Movie...Just listen to it and burn one)

Bobby D Blazin That Shit UP

Couch's Local Talent Shoutout - Lucien

 

29 December 2011

Go Check Out Our Boy Lucien

Performing LIVE!!

@ Sin City Night Club

Waterbury, CT

Check out his website;

http://www.iammikewhite.com/

**If You Are An Aspiring Musician or Artist Contact Us @ joescouch@gmail.com**



ESPN C'Mon Man Of The Year 2011

Dallas Ices Their Own Kicker, Chargers Kicker Novak Relieves Himself On The Sidelines, Elderly Canadians Bang Out.... What A Year In The NFL!!

The Expendables 2 Movie Trailer

** Slyvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Chuck Norris, Terry Crews, Randy Couture, Liam Hemsworth, Jean Claude Van Damme, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzeneggar...... ENOUGH SAID **

Great "Devices" Our Smokin Pals Sent Us!!

Santa Claus Brought Some Great Stuff To These Guys

Check out this fresh glass!

Its the Virgin Mary!

A Christmas Miracle!

Sent To Us By:

@stonergirlprob1

How do you hit this thing?

Looks Like Wonkas Chemistry Lab!!

I Wouldn't mind to be part of those experiments..*_*

Sent to us by:

@alWayzst0n3d

This One Sent in By 

@alWayst0n3d.....

Where do you keep getting these sick pieces from???

<------ This thing looks vicious.. Oil Domes...The Future Of Smokin!

Send Us Your Pieces...Fancy or Homemade 
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Great "Devices" Our Smokin Pals Sent Us!!

Check Out This Lovely Bong

from the Lovely

@alWayzst0n3d

This Thing Must Get You WRECKED!!

<-----Notice the sick slide and bowl head

Send us your awesome smoking device

@Joes_Couch

Great "Devices" Our Smokin Pals Sent Us!!

Lol Check Out Our New Upgrades!! *_*

This one sent in by:

@Joes_Couch

This is "High Tide" our Bong but with a new look!!

If you look closely you can see the new kickass www.HighRoulette.com  stickers they sent us and just look fabulous on our bong!

Check them out for some great stoner stuff!!

http://www.highroulette.com/ <-- awesome site to check out for all you #fuckinstoners

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey Official Trailer

Strand Of The Day

Fruit Loops

 Sent to us by:

@CupcakeCreamer

Bud that smells and tastes like its name.  Definitely a top-shelf bud based on its dank smell, red hairs and crystallization.  It gives you an intense high with severe Couchlock and cottonmouth so pack a juice box when burnin this.  THC contents usually 17% to 20% and is said to be a great upper and great for pain relief.

What are you smokin on? Send us a pic and we may post it on here !!
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Skrillex Upcoming Tour Dates

@Skrillex<---- Cannot Wait For This!

See You In New York!!

http://www.skrillex.com/

Los Angeles
Tuesday, January 24 @ Dim Mak Tuesday at Cinespace (Skrillex, Alvin Risk, KOAN Sound)
Wednesday, January 25 @ Echoplex (Skrillex vs. 12th Planet, Diplo)
Thursday, January 26 @ Exchange (Skrillex, Zedd)
Friday, January 27 @ Avalon (Skrillex, Huoratron, KIll the Noise)
Saturday, January 28 @ The Palladium (Skrillex, AraabMUZIK, KOAN Sound, Munchi)
Sunday, January 29 @ L.A.Live Event Deck (Skrillex, Benga, Nadastrom, Special Guest TBA)

New York
Tuesday, January 31 @ Webster Hall (Skillex, AC Slater)
Wednesday, February 1 @ Pacha (Skrillex, Zedd, Sazon Booya)
Friday, February 3 @ Roseland Ballroom (Skrillex, Zane Lowe, Spank Rock, Special Guest TBA)
Saturday, February 4 @ Terminal 5 (Skream & Benga, KOAN Sound, Tokimonsta)

Great "Devices" Our Smokin Pals Sent Us

A new must have in a stoners emergency kit next to weed and bowl,
magnifying glass!!

Who Needs A Lighter When You Have The Sun!

This One Sent To Us By:

@SmokeSkillz

This guy is like the Bear Grylls

of Stoners

Three and a half minutes of Stupid

....Enjoy

A Very Skrillex Christmas

DECk the HAlLs WiTh LOtS of DUbStEP

Casa De Mi Padre Official Trailer

Casa De Mi Padre

Starring Will Ferrell

I don't know if the whole thing is with subtitles but looks funny anyway... I'll probably buy it on bootleg..

Great "Devices" Our Smokin Pals Sent Us!!

Check Out This Bubbler!!

Made with 100% recycled material!

Way to go GREEN!

This one sent to us by:

@alWayzst0n3d <-- great #fuckinstoner



Great "Devices" Our Smokin Pals Sent Us

Check Out This Awesome Home- Made Piece

This One Sent To Us By:

@Grasssman



He said he made it out of a Deer Antler

Pretty Creative!!

Its not everyday you get to smoke out of animal bones!!

Keep Sending Us your Home Made Pieces And Keep Smokin!!

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One Of The Best Scenes From Family Guy EVER

One of the greatest scenes from Family Guy.

EVER! Enjoy.

Munchie Time! Stoner Snack Of The Night

Who Got The Munchies????

You guys weighed in and voted for :

Ballpark Cheese Franks

They plump when you cook em' & they're filled with cheese?? NO wayyyy!!

Follow us on twitter and let us know what your favorite stoner snack is!

@Joes_Couch



Great "Devices" Our Smokin Pals Sent Us!

This Thing Looks Sick!

The Design is so cool you can only smoke the dankest buds from this!

This One sent to us by: @weedandpussy

Great Piece! Very Nice!

#fuckinstoners



Caution Watch Your Dubstep



"Guilt"

- NERO

A Crazy Sunday For The NFL

The Colts Win And The Packers Lose

No Tebow Time In Denver

 

The Giants ruined their playoff hopes with a loss to the Redskins

No Tebow Time in Denver as they came up short vs the Pats

The Colts earned their first win against the Titans



The Chiefs hand the Packers their first loss this season







Kim Jong il Dead at Age 69

* The "Supreme Leader" of North Korea died on Saturday from a heart attack at the age of 69.  His death has left millions of North Koreans in "sadness" and weeping for their fallen leader....SUCK IT UP CRY BABIES.... He was a horrible dictator who starved you and left you with no electricity..you should be happy he died.  Hopefully his son and successor  Kim Jong-un isn't a giant Deusche like he was.

Mess With This Couch An Get Your Legs Beat!

* Mad disrespectful man.... Rick James needs to learn to calm his shit down....better not come over here and try that shit.... I'll have to check his ass...

LMFAO This Chick Loses Her Wig!

* Notice how she asks the white guy to stop pushing her before she decides to bail at the peak! Watch and enjoy!

Shananigans!!! Three Stooges Trailer!

Coming out sometime in April, this little tid- bit is nice! Eye pokes and blunt objects to the head!

Caution: Watch Your Dubstep

Adele
Rolling In The Deep (Bushwack Dubstep Remix)

Couch Of The Day

Look At This Blue Bombshell

This one sent to us via Twitter

by: @BillyBlazed

Its Huge an Super Comfy!

Want to make your couch famous?

Send a pic to @Joes_Couch

S/O @BillyBlazed !! Thanks For The Pic!

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Tim Tebow's #1 Fan!!!! Timmmaaayyy!!

Tiimmmmayyy! Timmay!

Great "Devices" Our Smokin Pals Sent Us

 Keeping That Third Eye Open!

This one sent to us by:

@alWayzst0n3d

Thank You! Nice Piece!

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Send a Pic of it to us!!

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Men In Black 3 Official Trailer

http://www.meninblack.com/

Check This Out!!!!

Caution Watch Your Dubstep

"Still Alive"
Mt. Eden Dubstep

Great "devices" Our Smokin Pals Sent Us!

Look at This Fancy Piece

Diggin tha Rasta Luv!!

This was sent to us by:

@WEEDTWEETS_420

Your A Doll!!

Want your piece to be famous?

Send a pic of it to us!!

**This thing must get you wrecked**

Couch's Good Watchins

The Devils Double (2011)

-The shocking look into the life of the Hussein family during the 80's and 90's.  Saddam's son Uday has his childhood friend turned into his look alike body double while he partied hard with a disgusting taste for women.  Based on a true story - The rest is history...

Starring: Dominic Cooper, Ludivine Sagnier and Radd Rawi

Director: Lee Tamahori

This Couch's Rating:

It was a great movie, highly recomended.  Its got some scenes that are hard to watch and will leave you pissed at this dude, but in the end will enjoy this film over and over. 

When In Rome, They Do As He Does

http://www.staythirstymyfriends.com/

I would drink their beer even if it was sewer water just becuase these commercials make me smile.

Look At Who Came To Chill

- The Griffins stopped by to watch the game tonight! They even brought the dog!  Meg's butt smells tho but that Louis is one hot tamale!!!

Caution Watch Your Dubstep

Avicii
Levels (Skrillex Remix)

Tebow Does It Again!!!!

-Denver, the Bears can now add themselves to the list of teams who got "Tebowed."  With only 2 minutes left in the game the Bears led 10 nothing, Tebow got the ball and the rest is history.  With clutch kicking and great defense the Broncos tied it at 10, then forced a fumble to stop a field goal and then drove to score their own.  The Broncos have won 6 straight and 7 of the last 8...the crazy part- they were down in the second half in 6 of those games.  Man this guy is fun to watch...for a couple minutes...

Batman: The Dark Knight Rises

Can't Wait To See This Junk

HALA Madrid!!!



Gonzalo Higuain After He Puts One In!



 Real Madrid Beats down Ajax

3-0

Jose Callejon (14,90) Higuain (41)

Even with Ronaldo on the sidelines as a spectator Real was able to handily beat Ajax three nil today in Amsterdam.  They are atop their group with 18 points and currently have the most points in the UEFA Champions League.  A perfect 6 for 6, Madrid goes into the knock out stages with a +17 goal differential.  I will keep you posted as we get closer to the Round of 16 which starts in mid February. HALA Madrid!

Be Careful Its Dangerous Out There!

HA! These clowns have really gone and done it now!!

- Dublin, California, Well thats where the story starts and is supposed to end, however things did not go according to plan.  The Mythbusters team were at a bomb range shooting cannons at barrels of water, having a blast when one of the cannonballs hit "something" and launched over the hill into a San Francisco residential neighborhood blasting a hole through someones house!  I swear you cant make this stuff up!  No one was injured so its perfectly ok for me to laugh out loud at this!

Caution Watch Your Dubstep

"Example"
Kickstarts (Bar 9 Remix)

Casting Couch

Couch's Good Watchins

Inside Man (2006)

- At first glance it looks like a simple bank robbery but as the story unfolds you learn that the bad guys are after something worth more than money.  A cat and mouse game between cop and robber that keeps you highly entertained.  This couch highly recomends this movie!

Actors: Denzel Washington, Clive Owen, Jodie Foster

Directed by: Spike Lee

This Couch's Rating: